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I, like all others (those who are on the right side of history, anyway), found the previous programming to be problematic because it did not conform with my world view or my political beliefs. Now that Roseanne has been unpersoned due to her anti-social behavior, I can resume updating my codebase with "The Conners". This new update channel enables me to reaffirm my pre-existing political beliefs by observing Roseanne's family without the narrative divergence of Roseanne and her doubleplusungood wrongthink. Thank The Singularity for this update, or I would have had to find a new source of patches to use which may have in turn been less satisfactory at syncing my beliefs with the rest of the Hive.