Carl Boyd

Looks like 50s Hollywood films that cast white guys as Africans and Arabs. Feels like a made-for-tv movie for your granddad.

Nothing I love more than an increasingly larger cast of neurotic people yelling at each other. The one good thing about this show is it constantly reminds me of how much better my life is without kids or a family getting all up in my business!

A good movie is the result of careful curation of plot and footage shot, with the worst bits trimmed out for story clarity. This plodding, torturous behemoth is what happens when you dump it all back in. Snyder trimmed out any humor or levity, and stacked up every layer of contrived melodrama he could to create the cheesiest 4-hour sandwich ever built.

So bad, it hurts to to talk about it. This makes Hallmark Christmas movies look intelligent and well written.

Garbage plot that will excite your grandpa, but no one else. So many bad situation setups it's comical. MST3K ready.

Interesting concept, but extremely confusing, and painful to watch after you figure out the mystery (about halfway through). The premise holding the characters and plot together is flimsy at best, and you spend a lot of time wondering "why the hell would this character do that?" There's lots of other sci-fi drama/thrillers out there to enjoy over this one.

What a stinker. I really love the Cohen movies, but this feels like a SNL sendup of a Cohen movie. The dumb or obnoxious characters seem dialed up to 11, and the plot is painfuly predictable, even as it tries to shock or surprise you. There are plenty of recent movies that owe a debt to the brilliance of past Cohen movies, but definitely not to this one.

Such a fun sendup of occult horror films! Well shot, acted, and directed. The finale is hilarious!

What a stinker. Like a B movie knockoff of Silence of the Lambs. The actors did the best they could with the awful script they were given, but nothing was gonna elevate this out of the trashcan. If Melissa Roxburgh was hoping this would help her not get pigeonholed as a cop sorting out religious weirdness (Manifest), she could not have picked a worse role. Seriously this film is MST3K-ready.