Vivian Darkbloom

Patrick Swayze would be churning in his grave (RIP), due to this nauseating remake of his iconic movie “Road House”. I have been around for half a decade now and when the original movie came out in 1989 (a year to be remembered), I watched it in the cinema with my friends Lana and Inez. We felt our worlds turn inside out as we watched history being made right infront of our eyes like magic. The new remake is an absolute mockery and disgrace! This is all due to the ghastly, unspeakable acting done by none other than ‘Jake Gyllenhaal’. His screen time in this movie should have been cut down by atleast 1hour and 54minutes. He spent half the movie showing off his non- existent muscles. I wasted my 2 hours watching him insult the old “Road House” by using his questionable face as the cover of the new one. Overall, Jake needs to spend some of his money on acting classes and the rest on fitness classes for the millennials so that he doesn’t feel the need to use stunt doubles doing his work for him!