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I like Venom a lot I think he could probably beat Juggernaut in a fight although I don't know Juggernaut is pretty strong. I guess if I wanted to learn and study thoroughly who would win this fight I could research a lot of comic books but I guess I don't really have enough interest in this fight to invest the time it would take to truly understand who would win because I'm not really that into it but I do think from time to time that Venom would probably win or at least in my mind I'd like to pretend he would. I think he would.

What The Mouse Trap is really about is that this movie is the trap, and YOU, ma'm or sir, are the one who is REALLY the mouse.

Ok I get it, so you got a giant dust storm... And there's a monster in the dust storm, I think. I wasn't so sure about that part. I think I get it though but it's complicated. I miss the days when monsters were monsters and movies were movies and the 2 never crossed paths. I guess I'm yearning for a time from my youth which is long gone. Do I blame this movie for that? Specifically this movie? You bet'cha.

It's good but a bit outdated. These days we actually use DVDs and Blu-Ray discs (named so because the light that reads the Blue-Ray Disc is actually blue) And VHS just isn't really popular anymore or used. In fact it's hard to find a VHS player these days. Maybe at a good garage sale. So it makes the movie seem a bit outdated and irrelevant.

I have mixed feelings about this movie. When someone in the movie starts to smile, at first it makes me feel happy to see it, but then after a while as the smile gets bigger I start to get scared of the person doing the smile. I don't know if this was intentional on the part of the movie makers, but it frightened me...

I have mixed feelings about this movie. When someone in the movie starts to smile, at first it makes me feel happy to see it, but then after a while as the smile gets bigger I start to get scared of the person doing the smile. I don't know if this was intentional on the part of the movie makers, but it frightened me.

2 stars because I found a good song because of this movie. Literally the best thing about this movie is when he's looking at the girl and the circle forms and "What's a Matter Baby" by Timi Yuro is playing. Best part of the whole movie.

Star Wars Outlaws does NOT I repeat does NOT contain nudity, fornication, graphic violence, explosions, dirty language, OR bad dad jokes. Avoid.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO MOVIE. I'LL LET GO OF WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, HOW I WANT, WHO I WANT. NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO AND WHAT NOT TO DO AND I SURE AIN'T GONNA LISTEN TO NO STUPID MOVIE TITLE TRYING TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE. YOU'RE NOT MY DAD, MOVIE. MY DAD HAS BEEN GONE A LONG TIME. TRY HARDER.

THIS MOVIE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE WITCHES IN IT. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT SALEM AND IT'S A BUNCH OF FUCKING VAMPIRES. I WANTED FUCKING WITCHES DOING WITCHY FUCKING SHIT AND I GET FUCKING VAMPIRES. STEPHEN KING FUCKED ME AGAIN.