Matthew barbarian

Felt like the first two really good!

If Billy Bob Thorntons bad Santa and Keanu Reeves john wick had a love child this would be it!

It was the most mind numbing piece of cinematic work i have seen in a long time. You know things are bad when your start googling trivial things mid movie such as "have i drank milk from the same cow twice" or "do pigeons have dreams". Its not an exaggeration to say i have had more interesting experiences in the departure lounge of Gatwick airport during a 5 1/2 hour delay. One would think that a guy Ritchie movie set in the Afghanistan war will be an action packed edge of your seat thriller......... instead your served with what felt like a five 1/2 hour movie watching flashbacks of Jake Gyllenhaal dribbling into his combat gear like somebody with severe learning difficulties attempting calculus. It reached a point where i didn't care for the ending. I was hoping somebody would put him out of his misery and by so doing.... me too.........