maya

Shrek is a great indie film. I personally thought it deserved to win more awards than it did at the Sundance movie festival. Shrek is one shrexy ogre, and I would love to live in his swamp and make little ogre-human hybrids. With my bright blue eyes and his next level amounts of ear wax, our babies would be *chefs kiss* immaculate. The reason I gave this movie 4 stars is because I’m not a fan of the character Fiona. She sucks. She and shrek would make ugly babies and she doesn’t deserve Shrek’s manliness and charm. Shrek could shove my head into the mud in his swamp and I would say “more please”. Fiona come get your man before I swoop in on him and make him my big green baby😘.

National Treasure is truly a national treasure. Bill Gates was so good in this movie. I am going to show this movie to my children, my children's children, and when i pass away and become one with the earth, my dying wish is for my grandchildren to carry on the tradition, and have this movie playing during my funeral. Please watch this movie if you havent seen it yet, you wont regret it. It is the only movie i watch. I have never seen another movie and plan on never watching another movie ever