Sarcastic Schmuck

Kind of saddened with this one...It felt cheesy, especially the way they dealt with Kristen Wiig's character. I won't spoil anything, but I must say that the original is a much better watch, even if I don't consider it a "great" movie. 2/5. Still better than After Earth.

Pretty good. Not my favorite Pixar movie, but it did put a smile on my face. The music is excellent, which...is like the biggest part of the movie, SO THAT'S GOOD. 4/5. If you saw the movie, you'd know that it might have tried to tackle too much. Still, not a bad movie at all.

This is my gosh darn CHILDHOOD! I remember dressing up as Kolchak for halloween one year, and of course no one knew who I was, but man...I felt awesome. I rarely describe something as "feeling perfect," but this show feels perfect. Sure, there are a couple episodes that are a bit of a slog, my personal least favorite being "Primal Scream," but I'll be damned if I don't remember "They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be..." Gave me nightmares for weeks as a child. My favorite would probably have to be "The Werewolf." It's the one I remember most fondly, and probably has the best setup to a monster in the show. Is the show perfect? No. Does it feel perfect, and will I give it 5/5 because of that fact? Yes. Such a damn good show.

I didn't enjoy the effects, nor Anne Hathaway's performance. Granted, she has shown herself as an excellent actress, but this performance is just way too over the top. The narration is uninspired, the story is laughably mundane, and since it is a remake, it is OK to compare it to the original. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise. I highly recommend you watch the original movie starring Angelica Huston. It's not perfect, but it is a good watch. At least it's not a waste of time, like this movie. 1/5

Dear Disney, Stop omitting crucial details to stories that you're remaking. This is the movie equivalent of the Resident Evil 3 remake. You rely on your audience to make connections to the previous films that you've already made. Hell, I don't even care if it's live action, just make a coherent story. It feels that you've lost all connection with the people, and only make cash grabs like this. I-- Oh wait, this is DISNEY. They haven't given a rat's tuches for half a decade at this point. Well, in that case, 10/10. Best cash grab this year.

It's good...what else is there to say? It's been over a decade, and I still remember this show. Joseph Fiennes was great, John Cho was excellent, and Sonya Walger was fantastic. The entire concept of the show is awesome, and is definitely worth a watch. 5/5.