Wordle. A word that strikes fear into the hearts of many. Back when I was a young squirt I didn't know any five letter words. It was very painful for me. It made it hard for me to communicate effectively with the president of the United States who I met while taking a business trip to the middle of the Atlantic ocean. Anyway, when I grew up I stumbled across Wordle, a web-based word game developed by Josh Wardle in which players have six attempts to guess a five-letter word, with feedback given for each guess in the form of colored tiles indicating when letters match or occupy the correct position. This game opened my eyes and now I know every five letter word in existence including, buzzy and fuzzy, which are now the names of my two hamsters. I feel grateful for Wordle however I feel as if I came across it a bit too late. So many years of my life were wasted. If I had known all the five letter words, I could have talked to the president in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. If only Josh Wardle had made Wordle when I was young. For this, I'm giving Wordle 1 star. Despite being 36 at the time of this review, Josh Wardle should have created Wordle 80 years ago when I was just a wee lad.