Muhammad Moslemzadeh

What a terrible film. Adam Sandler is on an important mission for the whole of humanity. His wife keeps calling him and he's busy/tired and doesn't have much to talk about. Somehow, his wife decided that after 6 months of being away and having dry conversations that it was enough to dump him while she's pregnant with his kid and he's alone on a ship in the middle of space. Giant spider shows up Adams ship, and is for some reason super focused on his relationship with his wife (weird?! Mind yo business dude) Spider gets angry after mind reading him and seeing that he's neglected his wife in pursuit of his career of BECOMING AN ASTRONAUT AND DOING HUMANITY A SERVICE WHILE MAKING MILLIONS FOR HIM AND HIS WIFE! Adam Sandler and Spider monster kiss and make up. Spider dude runs out the spaceship for no reason and Adam Sandler follows him. Who knows why. Adam Sandler and Giant spider float into a giant purple fart cloud, after which the spider is instantly consumed by maggots that were living inside him. What???? Bunch of South Koreans show up and save him. Somehow, in the vastness of space, they ended up exactly where he was. How great. Adam Sandler calls his wife on the South Korean's phone and asks if she'd kiss him again. What was the point of his 6 month journey for discovery and discovering a giant English speaking alien spider? Nothing, but at least he'll talk to his wife more. I feel scammed...