Shameless cash grab time. It's Christmas so we need a Christmas film for it, right? But what we don't need is this below average waste of time. It's a mess. Who's the target audience? The easily pleased? So did they pitch 'Throw every Christmas legend together and make it Fast and Furious'? It needs some 'Ho, Ho, Ho', but it's just 'No, No, No'. No fun. No charm. No good.
Remember that Christmas when you asked for a new bicycle but you got a pair of socks instead. This is the cinematic equivalent and these socks are a little bit stinky.