To Simon, Theodore and Alvin,
LEET ME IIIN!!! Hi, my name is Sir Cecil Gregory IV and I'm a big fan of the band. It would mean the world to me if I could be the fourth member of Alvin and the Chipmunks. I know I am not a chipmunk, however I have plenty experience with chipmunks as my second step brother's cousin's uncle's best friend is a chipmunk and we are very close, sorry i forgot his name :( . Anyway, I have a great vocal range and talent that I think I can fit in well in the band. If I was you, I would at least give me an audition to see if I'm a valid member. I know many songs, to name a few; Love Story - Taylor Swift, Rap God - Eminem, Mambo No.5, Titanium - Sia, No Flex - Tiny Meat Gang, Thunderstruck - AC/DC and What are you going to be for Halloween? - Matthew Gray Gubler. I hope I've convinced you guys (or fellow chipmunks if you will) and will be in touch shortly.
Yours Truely,
Sir Cecil Gregory IV