This film lost me at Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.
Really? Never?
Hmmm, what am I going to get? Uh, for starters, chocolate. And then, in the vast majority of cases, nuts, cream, caramel or nougat.
No real surprises here folks, like potato salad, a Cheeto, or a piece of burlap.
Not to mention, that many chocolate boxes provide a key as to exactly what you’re going to get inside.
Am I overthinking this?
Maybe, but I just couldn’t get past that pathetic metaphor.