Dan Miller

In a world where cinematic gold and box office flops coexist, 'Meg 2' plunges headlong into the latter category with a tenacity that's almost impressive. Boasting a perplexing combination of action, suspense, and unintentional comedy, this film serves as a masterclass in how not to make a sequel. Jason Statham, an actor known for roles that convey rugged charm and genuine talent, is inexplicably found swimming in these murky waters. One can't help but ponder what sequence of life choices led him to this project. His performance, while commendable given the material, is like putting a Rolex on a scarecrow—visibly out of place and unable to save the entity it adorns. The supporting cast, an ensemble of B-list actors, only exacerbate the film's identity crisis. Each line delivered seems like a battle between earnestness and irony, leaving viewers in a state of disorientation comparable to seasickness. As for the plot, it's a hodgepodge of clichés and implausibilities, navigating through its own narrative like a rudderless ship. Imagine a script cobbled together from rejected ideas found on the floors of better writing rooms. If your time is a resource you value, consider this movie a hard pass. However, should you find yourself in an inexplicably torturous situation where 'Meg 2' is your only option, take solace in knowing that your standards can only ascend from there.

How can you not Love, Tom Hanks? Simple... Stick him in a woke movie. The main character is a pregnant hispanic woman who is mouthy and overly sensitive, the white guy (her husband) is played by the same guy who was the Lincoln lawyer in the Netflix series. Don't expect some suave intelligent lawyerly like behavior from this guy... Never think it, he is a bumbling idiot who can't do the simplest things without hurting himself. Basically this is one long pharmaceutical ad where every imaginable, race and ethnicity is represented (You know like in the real world) and a special emphasis on the really intelligent characters who solve all the problems. Are the minorities. Yet again another Bud light bomb. But wait. There's more! Just when you thought it couldn't get any dumber, you guessed it, a transvestite!!!!! So my wife is sitting next to me and in near tears when this thing comes on the stage because, this wasn't in the book. Apparently a man named Otto was a fantastic book before it was destroyed in a movie. Congratulations you little wokies, you just made another masterpiece like don't look up lol. This movie takes stupid to a whole new level, and it's forcing square pieces through round holes And not like in a transvestite way, it's just stupid. You'd be better off watching a My pillow commercial on a continuous loop if you want to watch something. Super annoying and with no relevance. But hey that's just my opinion