Chase Parker

I personally was EXTREMELY offended by this show. Peppa has a little brother named George in the show, he acts as if he has autism or another type of “born with” mental illness. My little brother has autism and so I introduced him to the show to maybe help him with his struggles and try to understand him a little better. As he began watching the show more and more, he began picking up things that George did. He started acting different. He started using an English accent and he wouldn’t stop asking me for cookæs. I sat him down one day with my best friend and had a talk with him about the show and how I couldn’t live with a Brit so I pulled out my Glock 19 and shot the mug right in the face and laid him right beside his favorite peppa pig toy. I ran out the house and went to the neighbors, I told them my friend had just shot my brother to “save him from his illness.” They called the cops and had me as a witness to my friends “cruel actions,” she got arrested for murder. I happily went back to my safe home where I know that only I get to watch peppa now. Only I can ponder and fantasize about mommy pig laying in bed with me, caressing my long blonde hair, sliding her big pink fingers across my large, hairy tummy wummy. Anyway I really recommend the show it’s pretty good!