Heywood Jablome

Writing is pretty good. Too much time wasted on "feelings" and not enough space stuff. Other than that, not bad at all

Great movie. If you love dogs, it's even better.

I someone puts a gun to your head and says, "Watch this movie." Take the bullet.

15 minutes in and you've already realized the most interesting thing that could happen with the situation is that the sharks eat them all and end this mess.

Great premise and it starts out like it's going somewhere. Alas, fat, ugly, (and getting fatter and even uglier) Rogan, chokes, squanders the opportunity and ultimately takes a dump on the movie screen. So happy I found a free version to download and didn't spend any money on this poke in the eye and pull my finger.

Wait, what!?! Sly's not dead?

If you think the movie is about being hustled, you're right. If you spend any money on it, you're the mark. Seriously.

First, I’m surprised to see Annette Benning is still alive, I think she is, but I'm not sure. She looks frightening. She didn’t just hit the wall, she plowed into it, at speed with out hitting the breaks. Second, this movie is beyond stupid. The way so many big-name actors parade around in a bad movie with an awful scrips and no shame is, well, shameful. I can understand the "up and comers" they need work. But Sam L? I've just lost a ton of respect for him after this... And third, a hot chick with super powers for punching? Puuleez. The only super power she needs is to know when to stop talking.

Ice Cube melted to a puddle after he left NWA. He tries to do other things and keep busy earning a living, but his glory days and what he did best are over. It's sad to watch him go through the motions of pimping himself out like a clown.

If you used to love Ray Romano, you're going to hate him after seeing the puddle of predictable liquid cat squirty shite. I have a friend who lives near Ray. I'm going to ask him to go over there and slap him for me.