Eric Fauchon

I mean it was ok at launch, and some of the post-launch added was cool, but if every other Halo was a nice homemade meal, and Halo 4 was a box of Dino-shaped Chicken Nuggies which you threw in the oven because you wanted some food quick and they were just sitting in your freezer, then Halo 5 is invoking memories of a school cafeteria that just gave you bad vibes, complete with an old lunch-lady that looked like she spit into the pot of chili.