Empress Crazypants

Do not listen to ANY negative crybaby reviews about how it "sucks" those people are BAD at watching movies. This was the best 1 hour and 50 minutes of my life THIS YEAR. Absolutely amazing story, the dragon AUGH my god the dragon is gorgeous, the character arc of the protagonist is chef's kiss. If you love fantasy like real fantasy not Game of Thrones TV series bullsh*t then you will LOVE this the ending had me in tears it was so beautiful I will likely watch this again in 5 months when I see producers pumping out trash movies again and again and again. Damsel was a breath of fresh air to me as a movie buff, stop being critical of things you can't physically do yourself in life and stop judging a movie because the world is moving into the land of CGI, Greenscreens and AI generation its called the future and I am ALL FOR IT BABY!!! Bring on the dragons I love dragons! Thanks for listening to my Tedd talk.

It helped me sleep so it makes for great Melatonin. I'm not shocked washed up republican Ice T was in this movie, most people started hating him for being one...weird considering all he's done good in life. The woman at the beginning was beyond illogical, why are you screaming so much? I know white women aren't THIS stupid, I thought it was my headset but the audio is super choppy. If you take a shot for everyone someone says "Like" in this movie you will die from alcohol poisoning, was this written by Gen Z?! Making a 30 year old horror buff reaaally upset with whatever this is...a poorly done excuse for a movie. Sex is overrated in horror movies even if its a dead give away the dumb horny white girl is gonna die...its a very boring cliche and I'm sick of seeing it in horror movies this isn't a horror XXX movie...is it because Ice T is in it? Seriously what was the purpose of this "festival" movie?