Randy Clark

I love westerns. This was ... well ... I mean they did have horses and there were a couple of bad guys. Beyond that? It was more like a boring Nat Geo wilderness documentary. It honestly felt like someone in 2013 found Chat GPT and asked it to write a script with the only parameters being "110 futile minutes of greedy Germans seeking gold in the Canadian old west". And then they asked Chat GPT to dub all the lines to make sure they are all completely void of any inflection, intonation, or emotion. Picture Siri and Alexa carrying on the following conversation: "Are you going to shoot the horse now?" "Yes. I will shoot the horse now." "It is not good to shoot the horse. " "Do we not need the horse? " "We must shoot the horse." "Yes. I am sad. And I am lost. How will we find the gold?"