andy chase

If you like licking the slime off old women’s feet, you might enjoy this “film”. If you like being forced to smell your brother or sisters farts, you might enjoy this “film”. If you relish the feeling of throwing eggs and old fruit at the tv screen and don’t mind the clean-up in the morning, you might enjoy this “film”. If you prefer trying to force 6 Big Macs into your tushie rather than eating Steak ou Poivre at a nice NYC French restaurant, you might enjoy this “film”. If you’re planning on killing yourself soon and want to watch something that reminds you of how BAD our acting world is and how wonderful it would be to leave this world behind you…then please watch this “film”. After suffering through this cinematic abortion, all I can say is: “Please kill me…and then watch this “film”. Thank you. And good night. And to Sam, Anthony, Cris and all the other psychotic reviewers who recommend this torture session - I would love to visit you guys soon on your planet when my spaceship gets fixed.