Boring. Visually uninteresting and nothing exciting to keep you interested. A true sleeping pill. The word pretentious comes to mind. I can imagine a college philosophy major thinking this movie is God's gift to man and that the only reason you wouldn't like it is that you aren't smart enough to get it. If you are the type who wants to spend hours digging up a deep meaning and writing an essay about a movie, go for it. If you want a riveting story that keeps you watching, PASS.