Pravin Khabile

Way out west there was this movie... a movie I wanna tell ya about. a movie by the name of The Big Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving directors gave it, but the movie never had much of the Big Lebowski himself in it, it was mostly about "The Dude". But then there was a lot about the movie that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about how it unfolds, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the movie so darned interestin'. They call The Big Lebowski the "Comedy Masterpiece." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some funny moments in there. 'Course I can't say I've seen Airplane, and I ain't never seen Blazing Saddles. But I'll tell you what - after seeing The Big Lebowski, and this here story, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other movies. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here movie takes place back in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a movie... I won't say a masterpiece, 'cause, what's a masterpiece? But sometimes, there's a movie. And I'm talkin' about The Big Lebowski here. Sometimes, there's a movie, well, it is the movie for its time and place. It fits right in there. And even if it's a weird movie- and The Big Lebowski was most certainly that. Quite possibly the weirdest of Hollywood, which would place it high in the runnin' for weirdest worldwide. But sometimes there's a movie, sometimes, there's a movie. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.