J Ehmer

The movie is dumb. Most of these "made by streaming services" films all fall into the same category. They're like cliff note versions of actual cinema. Rushed, uninteresting, vanilla, and follow the most basic of basic movie formula outlines. It's really not even worth one of my comedic, snarky reviews. I'm only on here due to other reviews calling it "too pagan". What world do you live in? How deeply confused are you about your own religion? It's a SANTA CLAUSE movie! If Santa was a r×pist, serial murdering clown, it would be no more pagan than any movie centered on Santa. It works about as well as a quarter of an advil PM to put you to sleep.

I don't understand how anyone made it past the first 5 minutes with the ungodly audio. Who's child mixed this, and where did they buy the potato to talk into? It's not "just a little off".. it's back out of netflix, check your connection, and start seeing if your 5 year old played tic tac toe with your TVs sound settings bad. Can't get past it.

What time period is this in? It starts off looking very mid-80's, and then we have a flash drive the size of a magic marker... but it's used on a flat screen, while calling from a landline? I dunno. It's actually pretty funny. Great filming too. Worth the watch.

Absolute must watch. Don't look anything up, just watch it. Far better than almost any horror film I've seen through a major studio. Gem of a horror film.

This is undoubtedly going to end up on FanBoy Flix under the worst movies ever made video group. It looks and sounds like it was shot on a potato. The acting is like a Neil Breen movie. The trigger warning?? Haha..Hahahaha... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I feel like that was put there to remind people that this moronic movie is SUPPOSED to be scary. Hence forth, if I see a trigger warning, it's not getting watched. It's a blinking neon sign stating "the director is an idiot"

I just don't know what to say about this one. I dislike basically all Tyler Perry media by default, simply because it just isn't good. He's akin to the off brand snacks at kroger or aldi.. it's supposed to be an oreo cookie, but you know it's a sub par product. The writing is very childish, and the acting is worse. The plot line is comical, and it's execution and delivery is amateur. The entire premise is so bad, the movie basically makes fun of itself. Why would an 'upper class' cosmetic tycoon use a strip club manager as her 'head of security' (don't get me started on the stupidity of this person even HAVING a head of security)? This man also doubles as a pimp and sets up his employers husband with women from his stable? Wait.. wait lol.. then they run over his aunt in a random act of strangeness?? I'm dying. The thought of any writing team thinking that the above should've ever been green lit, is just so wonderfully hilarious, that I'm glad it happened. As a matter of fact, Tyler; please keep it up. You make comedy gold even when you don't intend to.

Why is this a 'part 2'? It's just a poor man's Gladiator, except played no where NEAR as well as Crowe. It's the same damn story! The Same! What purpose does this film even serve? Some ass-hat in Hollywood decided, "Let's do Gladiator again. The same story and everything. People liked that one. They'll like this one." Mescal as the main protagonist simply does not work. Not even slightly. He looks like he needs to be crying in a coffee shop somewhere, not playing sword fight in a coliseum. The movie is so bad, it actually made me like the 2000 version less. That's a feat. Obviously Hollywood is a mecca for the moronic and detached, but this is a new level of idiocy. Skip it.

🤣🤣🤣 Cancelled, of course. Tossed into the overflowing bin of woke netflix trash. Did you REALLY think this would work out well?

It's a decent show, but killing Vic was just bad writing. Could've done so much more with him as a character, and makes no sense as to how they built up the penguins character. I'm assuming batman will be killing him in batman 2, or 26 depending on how you look at it.

I thought this was actually a decent movie. While a few reviews are downing the premise, stating that the main characters never hated each other; i think that's what makes it realistic. You can be competitive with someone, and still like them. Decent watch, great cast, excellent acting.