Sam Beattie (Musal Maniac)

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I think we need to clean this wound with some honesty rather than slather it with the the bacteria that tell you these 5 star lies. So they can seem like nice people to appear virtuous and get praise. Prodeus it a terrible game. A repetitive grind that reminds me of school detentions. Mainly because I spend half an hour playing it after the schools finish and look outside longingly during the load screens. Thinking " look at all those people having fun, about to go home to play far cry or something not reminiscent of the brown stuff that comes out of dogs bums. " Anyway, it's bad. Some unique selling points like the next gen pixel graphics. Upscaling the down scale, cool. But it's a grindy, boring, doom clone, and theres so many games like it I'd rather just play those games than waste my time with this one. I should clarify, the game loop itself is fun. But theres nothing to weave the story or raise the stakes. I finish and level blowing off heads and have to go to the next level where I get my quadruple shotgun and blow off more alien heads. I cant spend my whole time being amazing at the pixel bloody dripping from the ceiling and walls forever, gta 6 is out soon. And I'd like to point out that this has so few 1 star ratings because no one can even be bothered to. Not because I'm wrong.

Imagine peter crouch repopulated an entire planet with smurfette. That's right, a globe where everyone looks like stephen merchant auditioning for the blue man group! Graphics 10/10. Playablility, controls, mechanics, dialogue, story, attractiveness of devs, how I feel when I touch myself after ive played it etc 1/10. Pretty trash wouldnt reccomend. Most things are just respawnes or copy pastes of the same stuff. So you're clearing millions of bases, saving millions of people, harvestingmillions of fruits or resources or animals or whatever. I honestly dont know who these buck toothed inbred specimens are that say it's a "breathtaking masterpiece" lorelai! But jesus it really isnt.

Honestly sick of pathetic losers who think they can tell everyone to "git gud" because they want to copy everyone else and be part of the souls like fan club on reddit. Sekiro is a bad game. Everything is flawless, except the combat which doesnt work. Which unfortunately is the bread and butter of the game. PGA tour wouldnt have gotten very good reviews if it had ray tracing 2004 but rubbish golf, it would have said "lovely to look at but the game is terrible. Anyway sekiro is the only game where I've been actually pushed to record and screen shot all the moments where I died and got hit because something just didnt seem right. And lone behold, I suddenly have an entire portfolio of me getting dead because the hanky hit box gods demand it and not because the game actually works in any functional way. Ontop of that you have jumps not working, jump attacks not working, dodging is useless so dont even bother (seriously I'm pretty sure theres even a mini tutorial in game where they say it's a waste of effort as you're only meant to dodge certain attacks that flash red), the grapple hook barely works, there is barely a leveling system which I sort of like because I always though souls games were broken due to the leveling. Why have a skill based game if you can just level up out of the difficulty? The story is boring, enemies are vastly OP, like there are loads of enemies that shoot you but none ever reload. WE WOULD ALL BE UNBEATABLE IF WE HAD UNLIMITED AMMO, THAT WHY CALL OF DUTY DOESNT DO IT. As I've previously discussed, I'm sick of people reading into the art of games like this. Elden ring, bloodborne and maybe dark souls 1 have lulled it off and the rest are trash, and even then first dark souls is very broken.

Worst dlc ever. Get bombarded with enemies as ellie with no idea you're actually meant to kill them all, her accuracy is terrible and there are way too many timeline skips. The narrative parts just take too long, why am I going on endless walks just to hear some terrible knock knock jokes between two prebuecent lesbians? Why did you make me have a water fight for half an hour? Four rounds? Ffs why!? Why do I get stuck in rooms and not told I cant progress until i kill all the flickers? Because I just spent 45 minutes hiding not knowing where to go because you didnt tell me. How can ellie fight hoardes of men (usually more than 11) just because she has a pistol and bow and arrow, shes 14 and not a child fathered by homelander! It made sense in the main game because shed build up to it but in the dlc? Nah, sorry. Shes meant to be wet behind the ears not an Icarly sized john Rambo. Its just not very good is it?

I've finished this. I hated it before then realised I just didnt get it. Then I got angry and I decided to git Gud and now I hate it even more. Once I actually put way more energy than i should of into this i realised alot of what is expected of you is completely ridiculous and unreasonable. Especially when the game is a broken clunky mess. I realised what made it difficult was the fact that miyazaki gave you a game to play and then didnt tell you how to play it. Didnt make the mechanics fun or good in anyway. And then punished you for not knowing how to play it or being able to play the game properly using said awful mechanics. And that is why i can say you are right to hate this, its Completely terrible. The game has a good story that gets fairly intricate at times and the scenery is done pretty well but apart from that the game is a shambles. The combat is clunky as we all know, sometimes you can kill enemies through walls and they can always kill you through walls. This is due to the disastrous ways the hit boxes have been developed. The character is too slow, to the point where you actually dont have even a slight chance of defeating some enemies unless you are a higher level. Which I find odd because the way they framed the story and way they want you to interact with the game as a whole tells me that they wanted it to be skill based. Making me grind enemies for an hour to finally be a higher level is irritating and counter intuitive and undermines the entire gameplay. Movement physics are trash. The character is awful to control and it takes a while to get anywhere which is made twice as much of an issue when paired with the terrible combat mechanics I previously mentioned They also have little puzzles where you have to run and jump to access hidden areas but the way the mechanics work isnt built for this so you will die many times. It's obvious this isnt by design which makes it a bad choice because if it is by design, why would you make it so down right irritating to get hidden items. You're meant to reward me for exploring not punch me in the face just for trying to have fun and play your game. The stamina system is terrible I would have gotten rid of it because none of the other enemies seem to have one and when they are also faster than you and the lowest level enemies have fairly good chances of killing you with only a few hits no matter how high a level you, are you're just adding more annoying obsticles for the sake of it and being obtuse. Not creative. Anyone can make irritatingly difficult games if they want, this is meant to be fun and challenging. Not slow, sluggish, unfair and pretty boring for the most of it. The same way that I've managed to finish a few souls games but it just didnt feel worth it for me. You can complete these games if you can be bothered to but it's just a waste of time so you can "I did it" at the end. I think life is better spent having fun than self flagellating for a couple of months when I really dont need to. I'm pretty sick of all the die hard fan boys aswell. Mainly because none of them have completed it and the few that have spend so much time making this game their life are overly elitist about being a part of a group in society that was sad and tedious enough to actually bother doing this. If you like this game cool but its objectively bad and theres better games out there.

Easily the worst assassins creed ever, besides recent releases of course. The boat combat didnt do it for me and the rest is samey assassins creed game missions. 1, fighting missions, 2 free running missions, 3 tailing/stealth missions. BORING. The stealth missions are the worst and I dont know why everyone praises this game so highly. Its like the way everyone says dark souls is a super intelligent game when it's not, the guys tried to make a horror game reminiscent of your nightmares and instead made a fad game everyone plays because of how impossible it is due to bad tutorials and ultra hanky combat. And it's not even scary! Anyway screw this game

Easily one of the worst things I've ever played in my life and that includes "hide the pickle" with my uncles and christmas. It's been over played but I hate the janky mechanics and the fact theres nothing to do but collect and collect and file and collect. The only real reviews I've seen praising this are about the nice graphics. Not about the amazing story because there isnt one, not about the responsive gameplay because it isnt in the slightest, not about the diverse gameplay because you have about 9 things to ride and once you've done 3 races the difficulty curve disappears and it instead becomes about loot levels as opposed to say, maybe getting better at the game and racing in general? Yknow like need for speed and forza, grand turismo, dirt, midnight club, burnout or any of the millions of racing games bothered to do. I mean they did it in steep for gods sake which is technically a prequel to this game.

Found monster hunter boring. I actually took up train spotting to spice my life up after I'd played it for about 5 hours. The world looks fantastic and what I thought was a small world actually has alot packed into it but so do people with constipation and i dont find them very interesting either. If you want a little project to work on, a thing you can go back to and build on and enjoy a core loop of gameplay that never changes then this is for you. But from where I'm sitting, I just killed some of the most irritating things ever programmed into a game several times over just to watch a number on my helmet got up a little bit. This is the stamp collecting version of dark souls and i dont like it frankly.

Probably the worst VR game I've ever played. Everything is pretty unintuitive, there isnt really any fun or gained immersion from shooting figure 8/ small arms drills targets and the one thing I would expect from a game whoms main feature is the guns, is that the guns actually work. Spoiler alert, they dont. You cant aim round corners or twist your weapon to look at it with two hands. If you have the turning set to smooth you cannot move and turn at the same time. It's impossible to grab most weapons with two hands, most times I did it with a pistol I grabbed the magazine and removed it after one shot. The snipers are just pure hassle to use and the shot guns were so bad i wished they were real so i could turn one on myself and grant myself the mercy of never having to see myself accidentally load an entire volley of shotgun shells through the ejection port! This is not only how shotguns dont work, this is how any guns dont work. Besides a small percentage of rifles. Outside of that the guns are lagging and unresponsive, the levels are generally boring, the story is very unintuitive. I got stuck on the menu wondering when the main game started and it turned out I had to just select a level. From some googling this is not an uncommon problem I hear. I could go on but I cant be bothered. It's basically a good Idea but poorly executed that less experienced vr users praise. Bit like how dogmatic fan boys defend dark souls because it's so internet by this point they didnt read the article where miyazaki explained that demons souls was a flop and he just replicates it to make money. Oh well.