Roger Whitey

Well what can I say? This looked promising from the poster. And a couple actors I had heard of in big letters. Yay!!! The excitement ended there. MR was a mess. Don't get me started on the tripping over his lines, it would distract me from complaining about the lashes, eye shadow and French manicure. Bai Ling was in the movie a total of 7 minutes... There went the star power. The scenery was beautiful but some of the shots were so pointless it hurt my brain to fathom them. If you are super tired and hungry, why the heck would you scale a massive jagged rock formation when there is a path around it? I died of brain cancer three times during this movie. Enjoy the torture.