Dear god, what a lifeless, monotone show. Exhausted, drawn out periods of build up to impotent "plot" peaks. It was as entertaining as a twenty-four hour lecture on the history of upholstery. It is everything wrong with episodic television. I felt absolutely nothing for any of the characters. I can say without a trace of hyperbole, that people watching at the DMV evokes more emotion than watching this show. I made it to episode five...I'm not kidding...you'd have to pay me $1,000 an episode to finish it.
