'Dune' is the feces of the 'Star Wars' Irish arse. Why Follywood greenlit this landmine which is smothered comfortably on one's Chucks, needs to have multiple sessions with Doctor Yoda, PhD. of his busy Fresno, California practice of how a movie is made with its cast and crew in the influence of cheap malt liquor bought by three dozen flats of 40 ounces from the local Costco.