Went get tampons for my wife dollar general, they had random spinning thing of books. I browsed them and saw a 3 dollar John Grisham book read the back. I took it home and read 200 pages over 2 days, I walked into my back yard stacked split logs into cabin style stack in the fire pit. I lit pieces of cardboard and put them on fire down the middle, the wood began to burn of its own accord. I stuffed the book down the middle of the stack and watched it burn. The introduction of the third wife of the "bad guy" did it for me. Next time I see John Grisham book I will just laugh.