Half Elite

Morbius is a cinematic masterpiece. Up with such classics as The Emoji Movie and Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2D!, Morbius is, in my always right opinion, one of the greatest movies ever produced. Without giving any spoilers, my favorite part of this cinematic classic was when the movie’s main character and protagonist, Dr. Michael Morbius, says the genius line, “It’s Morbin’ Time.” It’s just fascinatingly great writing. The actors were immaculate, the filming was great, and all around it’s just a morbtastic movie. It’s no wonder that Marvel’s newest and greatest production was able to set box office records and make over a morbillion dollars. To everyone involved in producing this morbidiferously amazing movie, Morbravo. I cannot morb to see the morbquel, Morbius 2: Return of Morbius. I just left the theater wanting Morebius, but sadly the morbvie did have to end at some point. Overall, it’s just a Morbnificent movie, I give it 1 morbillion stars/5.