Coty Hess

Waaaaaaay worse then expected!!! Bowser was pathetic and they only focus on his boner for Peach (enhanced by metaphoric dead boner sceen). Story had no depth (zazz)? Was for 3-10 yr. So many comedians and such a lack of actual comedy? Why was Peach amazing and Mario pathetic? Seemed like a feminism thing. Overall everyone involved could have tried harder instead of being as basic as they could. Love Jack Black but Bowser should be voiced by a Death metal vocalist. Peach was deformed too? Bob Hoskins/John Leguizamo version was more exciting, action packed, and just plain awesome. Five thumbs down

Something happens to everyone but what?. What was with the lack of gore and horror. No real build ups or scare factor. Dull dull dull

Was a wonderful game but too short and lacks anything really exciting. Even the ending was just like meh. It was way to simple and straight forward. In the end I still feel bad for the cat. $40 to buy it seems too high for what it was