Nick Parrott

Never have i ever... been eye-balled by denise richards, but in the realm of reality i have suffered the self-induced harm of watching the first 45 minutes of this putrid film. My last fortune cookie gave me the false hope of a promising future only to be ripped away by a late 80's winnebago. I have seen better acting on foot fetish sub-reddits, better screen plays have been published on dont tell daddy monthly and a great supporting cast could be found on 3rd rock from the sun. Do yourself a favor and crucify yourself before watching this wanna be smut film. You'll thank me later when you still have an appreciation for the academy awards.