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If you're looking for a rollercoaster of linguistic acrobatics and a narrative so avant-garde it makes Picasso's art look like paint-by-numbers, then "My Immortal" is the undisputed magnum opus of literary absurdity. Tara G. has crafted a symphony of misspellings, grammatical acrobatics, and a plot that defies the very laws of logic. From the depths of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry emerges Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, the Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues. Move over, Shakespeare, because Tara G. has redefined tragedy in ways you never thought possible. Ebony's life is a Shakespearean drama with a touch of gothic flair, and the way she navigates the corridors of Hogwarts is nothing short of a literary ballet. The prose of "My Immortal" reads like a poetic rebellion against the oppressive shackles of traditional grammar and spelling. Tara G. fearlessly takes the English language and molds it into something entirely her own. Forget about coherence and syntax; this book is a linguistic revolution, an anarchic dance of words that challenges the very foundations of what we consider "proper" writing. The characters are a smorgasbord of stereotypes, each more flamboyant and over-the-top than the last. Who needs character development when you can have characters so extreme they loop back around to being strangely endearing? Tara G. defies the conventions of relatable and well-rounded characters, opting instead for a carnival of caricatures that will leave you questioning the meaning of character arcs. In conclusion, "My Immortal" is not just a book; it's a journey into the uncharted territories of literary chaos. Tara G. has bestowed upon us a work that transcends the boundaries of conventional writing, leaving readers in awe of its audacity. Five stars for a narrative masterpiece that dares to ask, "What if Shakespeare wrote fanfiction while sleep-deprived?" It's a literary marvel that deserves its place among the stars of satirical brilliance.