Oh man.
Yesterday I watched my garbage man pick up trash. The bag broke and rotten 5 day old meatloaf fell out and so did some spoiled milk. He scraped it up and threw it into the bin. That was much more entertaining and smelled better than this movie.
Well I have to go. My dog dug up an old groundhog carcass and I want to see how much better it is going to be than this trainwreck of a movie.