Richard Brautigan is a first-rate American genius. At least I think so. He uncovers subtle truths and tickles funny bones that are out of reach. He has spanned the generation of the Beats and the Hippies and has left a mark on me that I can't shake. Maybe I can get a tattoo. "The Return of the Rivers" costs $25,000. So, I didn't read it. But I did travel to San Francisco on the train and I took a bus to the Haight Ashbury where I found a bookstore. In it, I found a copy of "The Abortion" and in there I found the address of the library in the photograph on the cover of the book. So I got on the 43 Masonic and somehow transferred to the 1 California, and counted off the addresses of buildings at the sidewalk's edge. There was no such library in sight, until all of a sudden the block opened up to a majestic Carnegie Library, like a temple of Faith in Capitalism. Up to the steps I pilgrimaged, to peer inside where the shelves were all knocked over and disheveled. It had been a rough week for San Francisco, the week of the Loma Prieta earthquake. Also, the Giants lost the World Series to the A's. San Francisco is like a dream and Richard Brautigan is like it's fortune teller.