Ron Fogel

The film is so bad that I think even I could write a screenplay. It's hard to believe that the actors were not hysterical while shooting this film. Is there a word worse than horrible. It belongs to this film. Forget one star. The movie owes me stars for the time wasted watching it.

I have a headache. Raging Bull, Lawrence of Arabia, The Wizard of Oz, Gone with the Wind, Bridge on the River Kwai, ……………this movie? Are you kidding me?

A joke. It tries to be an artful horror movie. Its not artful and its not horror. Its one of these pictures that says a bunch of nothing. Tries to be funny and is not. Funny horror is Young Frankenstein. Real horror is Halloween. Us is not anywhere near either of those. Jordon should have quit while he was ahead.