Chris Dugs

A Cinematic Dumpster Fire – A Total Disgrace to the 28 Franchise I don’t even know where to start. I just finished watching this catastrophe while & sitting here in disbelief! This is the first and last time I’ll waste time reviewing a movie like this, but people need to be warned: this film is a crime against storytelling, logic, and human patience. If I could give it negative stars, I’d drain the galaxy of all its stars just to rate this properly. Let’s unpack the garbage: • The ONLY jumpscare in the film was a bloody fox running out of a shed. That’s it. A wildlife PSA had more suspense than this mess. • A rage-infected woman gives birth to a completely healthy baby, holds the mother’s hand like they’re having a moment, and then decides to go full UFC on her five seconds later? Who greenlit this nonsense? • Nudity everywhere for no reason. Apparently, rage makes you horny for streaking too? Most of the infected looked like they’d escaped from a naturist colony, not a horror movie. • The infected have been surviving for 28 YEARS… on worms and tree bark? That’s not lore, that’s lazy. Not even Bear Grylls would last that long on that diet. • The Alpha zombie—what was that? He’s shredded like he’s been bench pressing tanks and swinging protein shakes, but he’s been surviving in a cave? Also, why does he look like he was cast from a Calvin Klein ad with a machete? • The doctor just… puts him to sleep. What is this, zombie naptime? The man was face-to-face with the single most dangerous infected in the film and thought, “Yeah, I’ll just sing him a lullaby.” AND THEN ACTS SURPRISED when it wakes up and wrecks him. • The cancer mum subplot? An emotional manipulation that failed harder than a wet firework. She knew she was dying and decided to go on a fantasy quest with her son for the vibes? Then dies because… why not? • “Sound attracts the infected,” they say repeatedly. But blowing up a gas station? Apparently that’s chill. Must’ve been on mute mode. • The dad brings his 12-year-old son along to the mainland like it’s a school trip, while other kids on the island are doing archery practice for no reason. Was this “Hunger Games: Midlife Crisis Edition”? • The medieval flashbacks. Oh boy. Suddenly the rage virus has existed since the 1400s? What is this, Assassin’s Creed: Zombified? • • The island is untouched by the infected. Not a single invasion in 28 years? Did the zombies respect maritime borders or is there a forcefield we missed? • The doctor is burning corpses, doing full autopsies, running a one-man hospital—never gets swarmed once. I guess infected are allergic to medical degrees. • A soldier watches his mates get infected like he’s watching paint dry, then finally reacts just in time to get bodied himself. Incredible tactical awareness, mate. • Character development? None. Son goes from can’t-hit-a-barn to Olympic archer in about six scenes. Unrealistic doesn’t even cover it. • The crows are eating zombies and somehow not infected? Since when were crows immune to blood-borne pathogens? This ain’t Pokémon evolution. • And the ending… Oh sweet hell, the ending. Jimmy Saville Power Rangers!! Danny Boyle has lost the plot..

Snow White! Not snow Latino. Absolutely terrible film, the kids were asking me “why is Snow White Latino?”

Incredible performances by the cast. The plot and screenwriting writing is amazing with twists and turns throughout. Brilliant!

Worth watching however It could have been better. The acting was good, actually very good from all cast members. The storyline was good but something was missing, not enough cliffhanger endings. I want sure if the story focused on the holy grail, the love triangle or the Templers. If there is going to be a season two I wouldn't rush to watch it, but I probably would watch it in due time.