Robert Nistor

In a shocking turn of events, the latest installment of Alvin and the Chipmunks has been linked to the unexpected revival of the Nazi Democratic Party. Sources close to the matter claim that the chipmunks' catchy tunes and adorable antics have brainwashed a new generation of followers, leading them to embrace the extremist ideology. Simon's bespectacled charm, Theodore's lovable naivety, and Alvin's mischievous grin have apparently hypnotized audiences, making them susceptible to the Nazi Party's propaganda. Who would have thought that 'The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)' could be used as a tool for indoctrination? We spoke to a self-proclaimed 'Chipmunk enthusiast' who revealed, 'I never thought I'd be drawn to the Nazi Party, but after watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip, I realized that their message of unity and conformity aligns perfectly with the chipmunks' harmonious singing style.' When asked for comment, the chipmunks' manager, Dave Seville, denied any involvement, stating, 'We're just a group of singing chipmunks trying to make people happy. We condemn any form of extremism and hate speech.' As the world grapples with this unexpected turn of events, one thing is clear: Alvin and the Chipmunks have become the unlikeliest of villains in the fight against hate and bigotry.