Wow, thankyou for the experience! I rarely get to see such Malignant trainwrecks! My my have our standards dropped so low.
Unfortunately you cannot go by the reviews here because apparently their standards are set low! Maybe they are a fan of the directors past movies or at least that is the idea I'm getting from many of the reviews I have read. I tried watching this movie because of the good reviews I saw at the top of Google bu MAN was I mislead lol.