Jake Santiago

The film SharkNado the second one was truly something else. i would pay millions of dollars to to watch it again for the first time. i thought that shark Nado number 1 was the best movie i have ever seen but after witnessing this special film i have myself second guessing. Fin in the first film was heroic and as hot as tobacco. however after watching the second film i was left looking like a burns victim because of his masculine face. After the first film i convinced my husband of 21 years to try to look like fin. firstly i gave him a hair cut and dyed his hair but the dye didn't last. so i had to take drastic measures, i took him to a plastic surgeon (in Zambia who is located in the town of Macpac incase you were wondering his faculty is next to my museum) but the surgery was not enough. which left me with the only option but to break up with him #rip. Some my brother raj Anderson and i decided to try get closer to fin aka Ian Ziering. we resea5rched night and day to find his address, we went to places that many wouldn't even think imaginable to find his address. anyway we found his address and them we brought the house next to him. this took a lot of money though so i sold my sharknando museum but it was not worth much as it was just destroyed by the sharknando so i sold a few of my organs and brought the home in Beverly hills. ( turs out the address was a lie and now i own a expensive house next to justin timberlake ) who i hate soooo much he does not make me tingle as much fin does. to conclude the movie is great