Jeffrey LaPlante

Unlike "Lady in the Water", "OLD" isn't even logical enough to follow its own "made up rules"... If you've seen the trailer you understand the concept: somehow time is dramatically sped up on this beach. However, apparently not for inanimate objects... Unless, of course, you need the inanimate object to have aged (or not) depending on it's use to the story... 😂 It's not even "organic" vs inorganic! And the speed of aging varies greatly upon if you're healing from an accident, or an intended character doomed to die. Not worth the ticket price.