Hannibal King

Just awful, cliche kids, cliche pirates, cliche pirate tale. Its essentially trying for a Treasure Planet... but with dumb squeaky kids ..and star wars. one is the obvious bad girl who tries too hard (but has a future in cinema, mark my words) a token fat kid who is an alien so its ok lol, La Forges step daughter, and the main cliche clumsy underdog, who spontaneously starts the whole thing after falling in a very visible, very open ditch to find a door behind a little mud... AND with no good plot in sight after episode 2, i proudly decree that this is another cash grab just in time for xmas, and i know Jude Law and disney cant wait to rack in the cash from the toys you will buy your spoiled kids. disney darkens the galaxy far far away once more.... 2 Stars.... one for Jude Law, the other because its the season of giving.... its a gift, it was Not earned.

It was really bad... no structure what so ever, so much that you actually think "did they skip a scene or?" but no, the movie is just bad.

If you think its racist to be annoyed at the needless ethnic changes, you are a crybaby. This show is a disgrace. Absolute Woke Cancel Culture fecal matter. This never needed to be made. They tried tooo pathetically hard. And to every single person involved, i hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but yooou.

This was seriously one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. It's humor is so perfect for what they did, and you can literally tell all they had a blast themselves while making it. You'll have a weird smile on your face the whole time you watch it excluding the laughter. An instantaneous cult comedy classic, and thats almost impossible to do with an "autobiography" And just when you think its over... watch the post credit scene, then listen to the credits song. Its freaking hilarious. Bravo!

Everyone involved with this film needs to be beaten. I hate this movie soo... sooo deeply. And The writers and directors should be exiled...from living.

Fix it, and I will come back. Still, you didn't listen to any of us and you were warned by all of us lol. Own up to it cowards lol

Aweful fight sceens, with terrible blendings of a few good ideas, and no effort put in the end. Its forgettable to be honest. Yet it destroyed a beautiful bit of cinematic history, and the wonder it brought. And that itself, I must admit is remarkable... but it was nice to see Keanu Reeves.