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I’m an intellectual or whatever. And I love sci-fi. But this has to be the shittiest fucking movie I’ve seen in my entire life. Nothing made sense or built up to anything meaningful. Nothing happened for what felt like 30 hours. The ending was ridiculously unclimactic - it was nothing but action scenes and science-fiction porn, neither of which built up to much an an answer to the ONE question posed throughout the entire story. It was poorly written, characters completely lacked chemistry and the one-liners were cheesy and predictable. I’m not a huge Alien fan but I’m pretty sure the timeline doesn’t add up up either. Biggest waste of my time! I’ve never written a movie review in my life but I’m writing it for this movie. Don’t watch it 😂