Count Jonny Sculls

Don't even think about watching this disaster. This film has the most predictable ending I've seen in ages, like it was ripped straight out of a “How to Write a Bad Movie” handbook. The acting? Absolutely soulless. The scenarios? Laughably unrealistic. The writing? Might as well have been a middle school project. Even the editing was cringe-worthy, like someone pieced it together on a free app. And the premise? It’s a straight rip-off of an old X-Files episode! I’m baffled—how did anyone fund this? The director clearly thought his cast was doing groundbreaking work because he left them on autopilot, with zero guidance. Not one character had a shred of growth, no arcs, no depth, nothing. They reacted to insane situations as if it were a mild inconvenience and spent the rest of the movie bumbling around like clueless fools. I’ve never yelled at my TV before, but this time, I was fighting the urge to scream, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" It felt like watching a student film from people who genuinely don’t care about storytelling or acting. This was more than bad—it was insulting. Avoid this trainwreck at all costs.