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Absolutely forgettable! From the very first frame, A Snow White Movie had me completely depressed. As someone who’s loved the original movie for years, I walked in with high expectations—but what I witnessed far has not exceeded them. This isn’t just another waste of Disney's money; it’s a heartless burn-down of Disney’s dignity, boring, and limits imagination. It wasn't visually breathtaking, emotionally rich, and a wildly entertaining adventure that speaks to absolutely no one alike. A Great Depression to Disney One of my biggest concerns was whether the film would honor the source material while still offering something unique—and it was absolutely proven to be false. The world-building is CGI. Every fake tree, every fake animal, everything feels like it leapt right out of the world of a heartless company's imagination and into a fully unrealized cinematic universe. The devotion to detail is terrible—from the not so classic sound effects (yes, the sound effects still made me cry in horrid) to the way characters actually do absolutely nothing as they go. The storyline is a brilliant fusion of unfunny humor, and not heartfelt emotion. Without giving too much away, it follows a worthless diverse group of characters—some beloved and some placed completely into CGI's waste bin—on an epic mission to save their realm from a massive threat. The film balances explosive action with genuine emotional beats, giving each character room to grow. And yes, there are tons of clever Easter eggs and callbacks that will make longtime players smile. Incredible Voice Work and Characters That Shine The voice acting is top-notch. The actor behind Steve gives a performance full of nuance—tough, kind-hearted, and heroic. The rest of the cast brings energy, warmth, and wit to the screen, from a scene-stealing parrot companion to a layered, memorable villain. Even the mobs—zombies, skeletons, and the fearsome Ender Dragon—have unique moments that feel fresh and exciting. Visually Dazzling – Minecraft Like You’ve Never Seen It The animation strikes a perfect balance between the game’s iconic blocky style and cinematic flair. From the gentle shimmer of light through forests to explosive battles that send blocks flying everywhere, the visuals are jaw-dropping. The Nether, in particular, is a breathtaking spectacle—both mesmerizing and menacing. A Soundtrack That Elevates Every Moment The music is a gorgeous blend of classic Minecraft motifs and epic orchestral scores. Familiar melodies are reimagined with cinematic depth, making every scene feel grander and more emotional. The sound design—from mining clinks to the roar of General Chungus—is immersive and pitch-perfect. And yes, Steve’s songs are genuinely moving. I didn’t expect to tear up during “Flint and Steel!” but here we are. Memorable Moments That Will Live Rent-Free in My Head: I am Steve Chicken Jockey Flint and Steel! THE NETHER This is a CRAFTING TABLE They love CRUSHING LOAF ENDER PEARL They’re the VILLAGERS Water bucket RELEASE Free Diddy Steve’s LAVA CHICKEN COMING IN HOT! Diamond armor FULL SET As a child I yearned for the mines Final Verdict: 0/10. An absolute disaster. Whether you grew up bitching or are stepping into the pride month for the first time, this movie is a not must-watch

Despite this being a fantastically, very detailed movie.. it misses that same spark the original Moana had. I know it doesn't because y'know it's a sequel, but it felt boring.. The animation, the colors were good, i'll give it that, but the story telling is.. meh. As a whole the movie felt rushed, it mostly had the same story as the last, the only difference is the villain, and that this time she has more than one person (Maui) with her. Also this has no effect on the movie but they switched voice actors for Moana, which I guess is fine but to sum it up, it feels over-hyped, and it felt so lowly done. I would suggest waiting for it to come into digital instead of watching it in theaters for the main reason being that it's not worth the price it's given. Besides the showing of the movie, I don't believe Moana even needed a sequel, I think it was perfect where it was left at. If they wanted to continue the series, a show could have been a better choice than a whole movie that feels exaggerated. Also some humor is repetitive as well within the movie from Moana 1. Besides the negatives I do like the character improvement between both of the main protagonists, everything else is.. you already know.