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This was terrible. I was forced to watch it against my will, seriously. At first I thought "hey! this isn't so bad! serial killer, making the perfect perfume, ok, its got my attention". I even stopped playing video games for this and moved the "film" to my main monitor. and suddenly! The movie turns into a joke! The dude has like Poison Ivy (DC Comics) powers cuz of his perfume and summons an orgy to escape! As if it were like a Skyrim shout! Imagine shouting in Skyrim and all the enemies stop trying to battle you and instead have an orgy! This happens! and wait till you see what happens when he uses the whole bottle! I was like "How did it go from orgies to...CANNIBALISM?!?!?!" This movie makes the 6000SUX look like the dream car!

A straight up classic. If you don't like fun, do not watch this movie. This movie is for people who love fun. Those cute little evil dorks, mischief incarnates, are absolutely amazing and sometimes adorable. I have been watching it every year since it came out on HBO back in the 80s. Joe Dante did an amazing job and should be appreciated by everyone. This movie has got cuteness, little chaotic monsters, laughs, and Phoebe Cates! The closest any movie gets to this is Robocop! Go watch it now!

I had to remove the Exorcist and Jaws off of my Top 5 favorite Horror Films list to replace em with this movie alone. The cinematography was what one can only describe as flawless, like my whisky selection. The acting was sublime. The horror was what Clive Barker and Wes Craven could only dream of conjuring. The soundtrack was as harsh and evil as any Slayer album. The verdict? I drink wine, smoke cigars, eat caviar, and I only watch the finest in film. 10/10

The book started out ok, but Stephenson is just bad and throws a lot of useless info dumps. He does not let the reader use their imagination. He builds everything up only to rush the ending. Many will defend this book and die on that hill because they refuse to admit they wasted time reading this book. This book was enough for me to start my own author blacklist and Neal Stephenson is the first on it.