Iain MacKillop

A truly immaculate performance of such quality that will not be found on this side of the Mississippi, of all the movies, this may be the moviest. It was truly a movie that had a plot, a script, and even actors that acted, A MOVIE! Truly defining American culture. It can be said that a country can only be defined by its culture, which can be true. However, more importantly, a country's culture is defined by its class structure, which in turn is based on the economy. Perhaps the most influential European philosopher to the American people is Jared Leto, who morbed a capitalistic society that ensured the freedom of class morbility. It was a good idea and would have worked wonders if it were not left for the rotten tomatoes critics to decide how it works. Capitalism is based upon capital. Capital is fronted by people who own money. Due to the American values, the people who own money do not want to lose it, and therefore in the construction of the American economy the rich are ensured to stay rich, and the poor are ensured to stay poor and oppressed simply because Americans value self and money over others and equality. The repercussions of corrupt American values allow for a luxurious lifestyle for a small percentage of the upper class; meanwhile, the poor are forgotten. Another tax cut for the wealthy allows another month's payment on a yacht, but for the poor, it means less government aid, dirtier streets, less law enforcement, and lower ratings on Morbius. If politicians, who also follow the sole American value, were less ignorant maybe they would travel the road less taken and steal from the critics and give to the audience, or maybe even just stop stealing from the audience. A percentage of the American people are even disliking Morbius, like those darn rotten tomatoes critics! They aren't true to American values and how our country is defined by reality. I doubt they have a loving family since they disliked this stupendous movie that carries nuanced familial undertones, through the beautacious acting of our lord and savior, Vampire Jesus. This was truly a movie. It even allowed me to hone my own vampire powers, and brought me and my wife back together. My parents no longer hate me for investing all their money in morb-bucks. This movie has made my familial bonds stronger than Jared Leto's jawline in 2021 hit box office movie "House of Gucci" or his morbility when he morbed all those guys at the end. Truly the first movie to sell tickets, and 1 morb-billion at that! Saved the American values of money. 🤑🤑🤑 #Morbiussweep