Jane Doe 1

YES YES and YES. THANK YOU. I love Jason Statham but he's been in alot of stinkers. This movie is not. I did not want to watch this movie at all. It's a John Wick-esque movie and as excellent as those movies are, I don't want to watch them. This movie is different and I absolutely love it.

If you love the first Dune you'll love this one. The first was meh and this second one was far worse. It was so bad that I could not stay awake. The acting of these crack head skinny white dudes trying to be manly and tough was creepy, unappealing, and so unconvincing. It was like watching a photo shoot of meth heads trying too hard be sexy but it just wasn't working. Tim chalamet, austen butler, and zendaya are not intimidating. They're just irritating and I was rooting for their characters deaths so badly, it drove me up the wall. All three of them overacted so horrendously, that I wanted to throw the tv out of the window. The ending is also very heartbreaking and awful. Spoiler Alert, Paul and Chani don't end up together even though they love eachother. Instead, paul gets engaged to the blonde bimbo princess irulan with a mans body, so he could be ruler. I wasted three hours of my life for this depressing snooze fest. I absolutely hated it!

The beginning of the story was great. The costumes were gorgeous, the actors were awesome, and the scenery was stunning. Then it turned south very quickly and it literally turned into a gross, weird, Frankenstein-esque pedo porn with Emma Stone and fat, hairy, repulsive, old Mark Ruffalo. I only got through the first 30 minutes of it and I just needed to turn it off. It was revolting and extraordinarily uncomfortable. I can't believe this won any awards. I understand the sexual repression of the era, but this "movie" way overstepped boundaries. This was pretty much a sleazy movie for sex slavery and pedophilia. If you're into creepy, disgusting franken pedo porn staring Mark Ruffalo and Emma Stone, then this one's for you. Otherwise, don't waste your time. You'll wanna gouge your eyes out. It's vomit inducing.

By far the worst, most insulting, and racist depiction of Griselda Blanco. They had very few facts, the worst acting, and the storyline was all over the place. Whoever chose zeta jones to play Blanco had to have been snorting something because she was obviously one of the worst actors for this part. She was disgustingly disrespectful and her "accent" was a very racist joke. Yet another uppity european in brown face.