Eliot Miller

Spoiler alert. This movie is terrible. The plot is from a worn out cowboy movie. Long stretches of mindless eye candy followed by unlikable characters making stupid decisions. The motivation to hunt down one particular blue guy for revenge is retarded. Him leaving his tree people clan to live with water people- stupid. General Carmela says earth needs a new home, but later they’re really into killing whales for some sauce that gives humans immortality. Whatever. I cut my losses and left, bewildered that the director could deliver something this shallow. Also- Story writing 101, you kick the dog for 2-3 minutes, not hours.