Isn't violence fun? Well, at least the depiction of it is. This hilarious take on modern murder and mayhem parallels the decline of American cinema. American’s love affair with guns and violence shines on in this alleged comedy on a fast train to nowhere. Costing 90 million US dollars around quarter of which was paid to Brad Pitt, the rest, presumably towards make-up and extras. Attempting witty dialogue along with a catchy rock song with each death scene maintaining the required amount of Hollywood blood, just enough so that the whole family can just laugh laugh laugh. Bullet Train (get it? “bullet”) will assuredly have audiences around the water cooler discussing their favourite carnage. A very forgettable movie 2 stars.