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I wanted to like this. I see a lot of 5 star reviews, but I can’t help but wonder if we saw the same movie. I was hoping for something totoro-like going into it and honestly did not know this was a long running franchise until after seeing it. Maybe being familiar with that would have made it feel less forced, but this clearly was not meant for me. Animation was okay, but the story was uninspired and the characters were awful. A few things that made it cringy:
1. Movie is strangely obsessed with little boy butts. Maybe this is a culture clash, but the main character gets his pants pulled off constantly and the scenes linger on these moments an uncomfortable amount of time. There is also butt slapping, pinching, etc. it’s strange and so constant that it feels exploitative in this day and age.
2. One of the few female characters is treated with abuse and like an object. Main character drools and waggles his tongue while fantasizing about her, among other questionable gestures. This is especially creepy considering that they both appear to be around 6. What is this? Do little kids normally do this?
He has no regard for her feelings or perspective at all, but pretends to be her friend and she believes him. He tricks her into a machine to force her to fall in love with him against her will. When this backfired and she fell for a different kid, I was so relieved and voted for that other kid who was genuinely sweet and cared about her. She should have cut off contact with the main character and never looked back. Unfortunately, she didn’t.
3. He is also miserable to his other friends. This same machine causes a boy to fall in love with another, against their wishes. First boy acts like a mindless robot to his own embarrassment and second is aggressively chased and grabbed by the first. I get that it’s supposed to be funny, but it’s cringy at best and would be really traumatizing in real life, so hard to not think of that.
4. Some people have described the main character as obnoxious. I would say he’s a flat out, unlikeable jerk. He cheats his way through everything. He’s selfish, lazy, stupid, and greedy. He takes no responsibility for his own actions and makes no apologies. Not sure if he eventually redeems himself, but not that I saw. Even when older, he’s still weird with this girl and even almost kills her. She acted indifferent about marrying him ( “sure, why not?” ) and even tried to call off the wedding. I don’t blame her. Even Doraemon who was sent to help him never seems to end up liking him, so not sure why I should try.
The movie ended at some point. I honestly don’t know the ending. The plot focused on this idea of forcing her to ultimately marry him so he didn’t have to marry a fat woman. Cause you know, fat automatically means worthless. Who knows. Maybe the fat woman would have had some sort of actual chemistry and have been mutually interested in him. We’ll never know.