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After reading this book I am able to jump 10ft and run 69mph. I have noticed that I crave drugs an chicken. My dad suddenly left me with a handgun and never came back with my milk. My current job is picking cotton. Whenever I make a Mistake my owners whip and call me !@!!#$. My new hobby is playing tag with the police however it is dangerous as they rage quit on me by shooting their glocks at me. Apparently my friends see me when they look under the bed. Thank you to the author for such a life changing book.